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Inked Ravens of Despair Claw Holes in the Arse of the World's Mind
I'm an English Teacher, Not a Homosexual
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Created on 2006-04-08 23:19:13 (#9987929), last updated 2009-11-20
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| Name: | Poet, Book Fancier, University Wit, Codpiece |
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| Birthdate: | 1987-04-27 |
| Location: | Long Beach, California, United States |
(Who Was That Man?: A Present for Mr Oscar Wilde, Neil Bartlett)
The heavens rain odours on her.
try here. Enjoy!!!
Norman Lovett
David Bowie
Louisa May Alcott
Rudi Van Disarzio
DCI Gene Hunt
Welcome to the quaint little hovel of a foul-mouthed and scatter-brained literature nerd who hangs out with hippies and intellectuals, is a chronic user of Wizard Swears, is steadfast in the belief that we should all have a Jeeves in our lives, and in between surviving grad school and cutting up T-shirts, travels in time and saves the universe using only a pen and a pair of lime green cowboy boots. Brace yourself for much squeeing, geeking, snarking, and LOL-ing as you enter my inane and gay-ridden world of David Bowie (and His Area), Life on Mars, Doctor Who, The Mighty Boosh, and Supernatural. As a poet, I don't know where I'm going from here, but I've recently become interested in comedy writing, and my (not so) secret wish is to be a Wilde scholar or, failing that, a poetry professor, and failing that, a female version of Stephen Fry, and failing that, a professional fangirl. If you cared to know. If you didn't, you could always Retcon yourself and wash it down with some blinding Ianto-coffee.
How's life, you say? I don't know. I've got nothing else to compare it to.
SOUPY TWIST ~ Reading ~ Writing fanfic, short stories, and poetry, often while trying to be funny ~ Blogging right at the edge of knowledge itself ~ Listening to music, especially Bowie ~ Prayin' at the CoA ~ Dinking around on the computer/Internet ~ Buying books, DVDs, and other shit I don't really need ~ Shopping at thrift/vintage stores ~ Reconstructive fashion ~ Crafting, a.k.a. "Making Shit" ~ Laughing myself inside-out ~ Conducting a love-hate relationship with the Man with the Green Carnation ~ Looking out the window every five seconds to see if the TARDIS has come to take me away ~ Listening for the distinctive sound of said time-travelling vehicle ~ Exchanging venomous glares with Miss Alice Grey, the Emerald-Eyed Kitty Cat ~ Kicking in nonces ~ Experiencing the phenomenon known as "Guv Love," which sometimes involves having dreams about a certain DCI from 1973 Manchester kicking in the door of one of my college classrooms, yelling "You're nicked!" at some random loser in the back row, and then dragging said delinquent away by the scruff of his neck
PLEASE MR. MUSIC, WILL YOU PLAY? ~ DAVID BOWIE ~ Patrick Wolf ~ The Beatles ~ Bob Dylan ~ Rufus Wainwright ~ The Wombats ~ Joy Division ~ The Sex Pistols ~ David Devant and His Spirit Wife ~ Hedwig and the Angry Inch ~ Japan ~ The Velvet Underground ~ Adam Ant ~ Bauhaus ~ Arcade Fire ~ David Sylvian ~ John Barrowman ~ Vampire Weekend ~ Elton John ~ Robots In Disguise ~ Library Tapes ~ Noel Coward ~ Julian Barratt ~ Battles ~ Pink Floyd ~ Franz Ferdinand ~ Mogwai~ Scissor Sisters ~ IAMX ~ Godspeed You! Black Emperor ~ Sparks ~ Lou Reed ~ Gary Numan ~ Flight of the Conchords ~ Richard Wagner ~ ~ John Williams ~ glam rock ~ jazz ~ weird, obscure electronic/atmospheric stuff, often German or Scandinavian, for some reason
THE BISHOP AND THE WARLORD ~ Evelyn Waugh ~ Oscar Wilde ~ P. G. Wodehouse ~ The Harry Potter Series ~ Jane Austen ~ Lewis Carroll ~ Agatha Christie ~ Stephen Fry ~ Daniel Clowes ~ Neil Gaiman ~ Terry Pratchett ~ Douglas Adams ~ Alan Moore ~ Chuck Klosterman ~ H. P. Lovecraft ~ James Joyce ~ Mervyn Peake ~ Michael Crichton ~ George Orwell ~ Madeleine L'Engle ~ Anthony Burgess ~ Charles Dickens ~ Michael Chabon ~ Fritz Leiber ~ The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkein) ~ William Shakespeare ~ Anthony Trollope ~ Gods Behaving Badly (Marie Phillips) ~ Breakfast on Pluto (Patrick McCabe) ~ James St. James ~ Frank O'Hara ~ Louis Macneice ~ Phillip Larkin ~ Allen Ginsberg



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1973, absurdity, accents, agatha christie, alan moore, alcohol, america, androgyny, andy warhol, arthurian legend, ashes to ashes, asylum, badassery, batman, black books, blackadder, bob fossil, books, breakfast on pluto, british comedy, british literature, camp, captain jack harkness, cardigans, chocolate, chuck klosterman, church of areaology, comic books, crafting, daniel clowes, david bowie, david bowie's area, david tennant, dean winchester, diy, doctor who, doctor/master, drag queens, dylan moran, eddie izzard, edgar wright, epicness, evelyn waugh, fandom, fanfic, fashion, films, flight of the conchords, fry and laurie, geekery, gene hunt, ghey, ghost world, ghosts, glam rock, glitter, green tea, harry potter, hot fuzz, howard moon, howince, hugh laurie, humour, ianto jones, indiana jones, jack/ianto, jane austen, japan, jared padalecki, jeeves and wooster, jeffrey dean morgan, jensen ackles, jim henson, john barrowman, johnny depp, jon pertwee, julian barratt, kitties, labyrinth, lewis carroll, libraries, life on mars, long coats, louis macneice, makeup, manchester, martha jones, mel brooks, mixtapes, monty python, music, neil gaiman, noel fielding, noelian, oscar wilde, p. g. wodehouse, padackles, paramount comedy, patrick wolf, period drama, philip glenister, pirates, poetry, postmodernism, pride and prejudice, punk rock, quentin crisp, rich fulcher, richard ayoade, sam winchester, sam/gene, science fiction, severus snape, shakespeare, shaun of the dead, shiny things, simon pegg, slash, song parodies, spaced, star wars, steampunk, stephen fry, supernatural, tenth doctor, the angry inch, the beatles, the big bang theory, the history boys, the it crowd, the master, the mighty boosh, the muppets, the wizard of oz, theatre, third doctor, tiemcock, time lords, tom baker, torchwood, toshiko sato, twelfth night, unexpected naked jack, vintage pinups, watchmen, weirdness, wincest, withnail and i, writing, ziggy stardust
Schools:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1998 - 2005)Woodrow Wilson Classical High School - Long Beach, CA (2001 - 2005)
California State University - Long Beach - Long Beach, CA (2005 - present)
Prydonian Academy - Gallifrey, County Dublin, Ireland (2007 - present)
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