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OSCAR, YOU FAT BITCH.
(Who Was That Man?: A Present for Mr Oscar Wilde, Neil Bartlett)

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The heavens rain odours on her.

Looking for some sweet Boosh tunes? Perhaps what you seek is inside yourself, but if not,
try here. Enjoy!!!

"No man is an island - except when he's having a bath."
Norman Lovett

"Don't mess with a pretentious Englishman."
David Bowie

"She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain."
Louisa May Alcott

"She is like all women - strange and evil."
Rudi Van Disarzio

"A short, skinny bird, wears a big coat, lots of gob."
DCI Gene Hunt

Welcome to the quaint little hovel of a foul-mouthed and scatter-brained literature nerd who hangs out with hippies and intellectuals, is a chronic user of Wizard Swears, is steadfast in the belief that we should all have a Jeeves in our lives, and in between surviving grad school and cutting up T-shirts, travels in time and saves the universe using only a pen and a pair of lime green cowboy boots. Brace yourself for much squeeing, geeking, snarking, and LOL-ing as you enter my inane and gay-ridden world of David Bowie (and His Area), Life on Mars, Doctor Who, The Mighty Boosh, and Supernatural. As a poet, I don't know where I'm going from here, but I've recently become interested in comedy writing, and my (not so) secret wish is to be a Wilde scholar or, failing that, a poetry professor, and failing that, a female version of Stephen Fry, and failing that, a professional fangirl. If you cared to know. If you didn't, you could always Retcon yourself and wash it down with some blinding Ianto-coffee.

How's life, you say? I don't know. I've got nothing else to compare it to.

SOUPY TWIST ~ Reading ~ Writing fanfic, short stories, and poetry, often while trying to be funny ~ Blogging right at the edge of knowledge itself ~ Listening to music, especially Bowie ~ Prayin' at the CoA ~ Dinking around on the computer/Internet ~ Buying books, DVDs, and other shit I don't really need ~ Shopping at thrift/vintage stores ~ Reconstructive fashion ~ Crafting, a.k.a. "Making Shit" ~ Laughing myself inside-out ~ Conducting a love-hate relationship with the Man with the Green Carnation ~ Looking out the window every five seconds to see if the TARDIS has come to take me away ~ Listening for the distinctive sound of said time-travelling vehicle ~ Exchanging venomous glares with Miss Alice Grey, the Emerald-Eyed Kitty Cat ~ Kicking in nonces ~ Experiencing the phenomenon known as "Guv Love," which sometimes involves having dreams about a certain DCI from 1973 Manchester kicking in the door of one of my college classrooms, yelling "You're nicked!" at some random loser in the back row, and then dragging said delinquent away by the scruff of his neck

PLEASE MR. MUSIC, WILL YOU PLAY? ~ DAVID BOWIE ~ Patrick Wolf ~ The Beatles ~ Bob Dylan ~ Rufus Wainwright ~ The Wombats ~ Joy Division ~ The Sex Pistols ~ David Devant and His Spirit Wife ~ Hedwig and the Angry Inch ~ Japan ~ The Velvet Underground ~ Adam Ant ~ Bauhaus ~ Arcade Fire ~ David Sylvian ~ John Barrowman ~ Vampire Weekend ~ Elton John ~ Robots In Disguise ~ Library Tapes ~ Noel Coward ~ Julian Barratt ~ Battles ~ Pink Floyd ~ Franz Ferdinand ~ Mogwai~ Scissor Sisters ~ IAMX ~ Godspeed You! Black Emperor ~ Sparks ~ Lou Reed ~ Gary Numan ~ Flight of the Conchords ~ Richard Wagner ~ ~ John Williams ~ glam rock ~ jazz ~ weird, obscure electronic/atmospheric stuff, often German or Scandinavian, for some reason

THE BISHOP AND THE WARLORD ~ Evelyn Waugh ~ Oscar Wilde ~ P. G. Wodehouse ~ The Harry Potter Series ~ Jane Austen ~ Lewis Carroll ~ Agatha Christie ~ Stephen Fry ~ Daniel Clowes ~ Neil Gaiman ~ Terry Pratchett ~ Douglas Adams ~ Alan Moore ~ Chuck Klosterman ~ H. P. Lovecraft ~ James Joyce ~ Mervyn Peake ~ Michael Crichton ~ George Orwell ~ Madeleine L'Engle ~ Anthony Burgess ~ Charles Dickens ~ Michael Chabon ~ Fritz Leiber ~ The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkein) ~ William Shakespeare ~ Anthony Trollope ~ Gods Behaving Badly (Marie Phillips) ~ Breakfast on Pluto (Patrick McCabe) ~ James St. James ~ Frank O'Hara ~ Louis Macneice ~ Phillip Larkin ~ Allen Ginsberg

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