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OSCAR, YOU FAT BITCH.
(Who Was That Man?: A Present for Mr Oscar Wilde, Neil Bartlett)

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The heavens rain odours on them.

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"No man is an island - except when he's having a bath."
Norman Lovett

"Don't mess with a pretentious Englishman."
David Bowie

"She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain."
Louisa May Alcott

"She is like all women - strange and evil."
Rudi Van Disarzio

"A short, skinny bird, wears a big coat, lots of gob."
DCI Gene Hunt

Welcome to the cavernous lair (don't mind the drippy ceiling, sinister organ music, and bat guano, by the way) of a speccy, delicately sarcastic, epically dorky, ultimately filthy and innuendo-fuelled literature nerd who is imprisoned in a dwarf-like shell, is a chronic user of Wizard Swears, is steadfast in the belief that we should all have a Jeeves in our lives, and in her spare time, travels in time and saves the universe using only a pen and a pair of lime green cowboy boots. Brace yourself for much squeeing, geeking, snarking, and LOL-ing as you enter my inane and Ghey-ridden world of David Bowie (and His Area), Life on Mars, Doctor Who, The Mighty Boosh, and Supernatural. As a poet, I don't know where I'm going from here, but I've recently become interested in writing for television, and my (not so) secret wish is to be a Wilde scholar or, failing that, a poetry professor, and failing that, a female version of Dean Winchester, and failing that, a professional fangirl. If you cared to know. If you didn't, you could always Retcon yourself and wash it down with some blinding Ianto-coffee.

How's life, you say? I don't know. I've got nothing else to compare it to.

SOUPY TWIST ~ Reading ~ Writing fanfic, short stories, and poetry, often while trying to be funny ~ Blogging right at the edge of knowledge itself ~ Listening to music, especially Bowie ~ Prayin' at the CoA ~ Dinking around on the computer/Internet ~ Buying geeky books, DVDs, and other shit I don't really need ~ Wishing that I could hit the road and travel across the States in a classic car, may cooking a few ghosts and tim'rous beasties along the way ~ Laughing myself inside-out ~ Watching DVDs ~ Conducting a love-hate relationship with the Man with the Green Carnation ~ Pursuing various other creative endeavors ~ Having adventures ~ Being my wondrous strange self ~ Watching Shrimp Eyes & Wifey in action and glittering from within as a result ~ Looking out the window every five seconds to see if the TARDIS has come to take me away ~ Listening for the distinctive sound of said time-travelling vehicle ~ Exchanging venomous glares with Miss Alice Grey, the Emerald-Eyed Kitty Cat ~ Kicking in nonces ~ Experiencing the phenomenon known as "Guv Love," which sometimes involves having dreams about a certain DCI from 1973 Manchester kicking in the door of one of my college classrooms, yelling "You're nicked!" at some random loser in the back row, and then dragging said delinquent away by the scruff of his neck

MR. MUSIC, WILL YOU PLAY? ~ DAVID BOWIE ~ Patrick Wolf ~ The Beatles ~ The Smiths ~ Morrissey ~ Hedwig and the Angry Inch ~ Japan ~ David Sylvian ~ John Barrowman ~ Vampire Weekend ~ Elton John ~ Robots In Disguise ~ Library Tapes ~ Rufus Wainwright ~ Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding ~ Battles ~ Pink Floyd ~ David Devant and His Spirit Wife ~ Franz Ferdinand ~ Mogwai ~ Oasis ~ Scissor Sisters ~ IAMX ~ Godspeed You! Black Emperor ~ Sparks ~ The Velvet Underground ~ Lou Reed ~ Mouse on Mars ~ Gary Numan ~ Flight of the Conchords ~ Glenn Miller ~ Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart ~ Andrew Lloyd-Webber ~ John Williams ~ glam rock ~ jazz ~ weird, obscure electronic/atmospheric stuff, often German or Scandinavian, for some reason

THE DEVIL SCRATCHINGS ~ Evelyn Waugh ~ Oscar Wilde ~ P. G. Wodehouse ~ The Harry Potter Series ~Jane Austen ~ Lewis Carroll ~ Agatha Christie ~ Stephen Fry ~ Daniel Clowes ~ James Joyce ~ Terry Pratchett ~ Eoin Colfer ~ Douglas Adams ~ Alan Moore ~ Chuck Klosterman ~ H. P. Lovecraft ~ Frank Miller ~ Michael Crichton ~ George Orwell ~ Neil Gaiman ~ Madeleine L'Engle ~ Anthony Burgess ~ Charles Dickens ~ Fritz Leiber ~ The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkein) ~ William Shakespeare ~ Anthony Trollope ~ Breakfast on Pluto (Patrick McCabe) ~ James St. James ~ V for Vendetta ~ Watchmen ~ Doctor Who novels ~ Frank O'Hara ~ Louis Macneice

A LOAD OF OLD COCK ~ people who have no sense of humor, as well as people who can't take anything seriously ~ people who whine about things that they have no right to whine about ~ people who have no regard for either MLA formatting or that quaint old duo we call grammar and syntax ~ people who judge upon appearances ~ the ridiculous, nauseating abbreviation of "Cali" for California ~ people who are willfully ignorant, bigotted, narrow-minded, homophobic, dishonest, sexist, racist, self-righteous, or any combination ~ Jesus freaks ~ red meat ~ unpleasant insects ~ war ~ AIDS ~ cat haters ~ bras ~ certain shades of pink ~ acne ~ sock fuzz ~ hot coffee ~ mangoes ~ sluttish women ~ country/western music

IS THERE BACON? ~ SAILORS ~ fruit-picking sodomites/posing somdomites ~ vintage/thrift stores ~ crossword puzzles ~ cheese ~ semi-vegetarianism ~ socks ~ red wine ~ graphic novels

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